Oh my god spring break has officially started and I have to go home. There is just soooo much about my dorm I am going to miss.
I'm going to miss watching the cob webs attached to my popcorn ceiling move swiftly in the breeze from my hair dryer.
I'm going to miss waking up to my neighbor, the aspiring musician, and his beautiful drum playing.
I'm going to miss receiving a noise complaint for my country music while my drumming neighbor plays on.
I'm going to miss having to use the biggest space in my room for drawing, my twin size bed, and thus sleeping in a pile of eraser dust.
I'm going to miss sleeping on my vintage mattress and feeling the sturdy metal bed frame through it.
I'm going to miss the gallon of milk outside my neighbor's door sending out its wonderful aroma for all to enjoy.
I'm going to miss the colorful bruises that appear on my back after doing abs on the thick, high quality carpet.
I'm going to miss waking up on my way to the floor as a roll off my tiny bed.
I'm going to miss running a free, quality car service for everyone in a 3 mile vicinity.
I'm going to miss the spider I vacuumed up who miraculously made it up three flights of stairs and graced me with its presence.
I'm going to miss the wide variety of fast, fattening food that I never get sick of.
I'm going to miss dodging the appetizing sausage McMuffin spread over the stairs with shoe prints artistically imprinted in it.
I'm going to miss the friendly troll waving at me in the underpass.
I'm going to miss practicing for my future career in a traveling circus as "The Amazing Contorting Woman" while shaving my legs in the ever so cozy shower stall.
How will I ever survive this spring break in my parent's beautiful house? Why do they have to have a full size bed just for me? And how dare they have actual food and a kitchen? Throw in a shower that I can actually fit in and we have a recipe for disaster. And the lounge chairs for tanning, the cute dog, and the floor that doesn't turn my feet black, what is a girl to do?
Please pray I can survive this break in such conditions.
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