The College Life

So I can't decide if this should be called 'you know you're in college when...' or 'you know you're single when...' Either way I'm okay with both lol.

1. You drink straight out of the carton to avoid having to wash dishes in the same sink you brush your teeth in.

2. You do everything on the floor or bed including nail painting, homework doing, eating, and general relaxation.

3. You live off of Chick Fil A and assorted microwavable "goods". 

4. You watch ridiculous tv shows like Ghost Hunters and A Baby Story because those are the only two channels you get.

I'm sure there are plenty of other retarded things I do in college that I wouldn't normally do at home. I literally bribe myself on Tuesdays and Thursdays with chick fil a breakfast, its the only way I can force myself to get up for my 8 o clock class. Whoever decided college students could be mentally awake in an 8 o clock class was seriously disturbed. My class consists of 250 students with hoods covering their closed eyes. Oh, and the class should be around 400 students lol.