You Know You're An Exhausted College Student When...

You drink a venti coffee labeled with the wrong name and fall asleep ten minutes later for the next four hours.

I often get Darrel, so I guess Tara is an improvement. Am I really that hard to understand???

This is a book I saw at the bookstore. This guy also wrote a book called, "I hope they serve beer in hell". I feel like I've dated this piaso for some reason! Maybe if we combine the two titles, "Assholes finish in Hell"?? That sounds a little better to me :p