OMG.

I am officially psychic. Not psycho, psychic. I foresaw two of my car accidents and numerous other events in my life. Mom, you are my witness you know it's true.
Okay, so my suite mate and I have this weird sort of routine. She always takes a shower at ten and then I take one when she is done at eleven. So, ALL day today I was waiting for a fire drill. Like literally it was just on my mind all day I absolutely knew it was going to happen. So, I decided to snag the shower at ten because I just had this feeling it was going to go off as soon as I stepped in. So I get out, I comb my hair, throw on some clothes and then I jump like two feet in the air. Why did I jump you might ask? Oh, because the fire alarm went off. Spencer was in the shower since she got stuck with second shower for the first time all year. I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. I was literally going to text my friend that is an RA if she knew if one was going to happen sometime this week. So, some IDIOT burnt something in the kitchen so we all had to go stand outside while the fire department and the cops came. We had to be in a little group of annoyed students just like third grade. And then the tards who burnt whatever they were cooking wouldn't own up to it! So we had to wait until one of them finally got le palle to fess up so we could go inside. So I am officially psychic.

However, I did not foresee the absolute fail of an at home wax kit. There is still hair AND wax on my calf. There is also wax on my foot and my carpet. Big time fail. Do not try at home.

Four weeks and I am out of this disgusting building!

ALSO, I dreamed that Andy and Aubrey got a new car. And who is going car shopping on Saturday? Andy and Aubrey. Sorry for spilling the beans on that one Bro, I know you guys like your little surprises. I also dreamed that I drowned, so hopefully that doesn't happen.

Okay, in other news I am watching Fact or Faked and I am terrified at this alien video they are showing right now. Dad, you should watch this one. Oh my god, and now there is a swing that moves by itself! Ah!!! This is the only time I have been thankful to hear my suite mate and her boyfriend next door. Man beater is also near.

I am also quite enjoying Aiden's left over juice boxes. Cept the fruit punch flavor, yuck!