TWO, yes TWO, of your neighbors walk right by you when you wave at them.
Okay, so I've actually learned some useful information in class (shocking, I know!) We learned all the traits of someone who is certifiably a psychopath.
1. Callous unconcern for the feelings of others.
2. Incapacity to maintain enduring relationships.
3. Reckless disregard for the safety of others.
4. Deceitfulness: Repeated lying and conning others for profit.
5. Incapacity to experience guilt.
6. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behavior.
All this time I thought I just dated an idiot, but I dated a certified psychopath! Lord help me!
Okay, so funny story. Today I was walking on the mall, since the fence has FINALLY been removed, and I saw this kid walking around with a very strange article of clothing.
He was legitimately wearing what you see above, minus the little clawed footies. He was also texting and walking around with a general vibe of "yeah, I'm wearing a dinosaur outfit and I don't even care." Only at U of A can you see dead fetuses on the mall one day and a dinosaur the next.
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